| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1455 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1845 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Votes: | 3046 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 301996 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9380 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3648 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4442 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 374717 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 185 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5423 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | New Chunks Explored: | 317853 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2303 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 902 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1881 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4272 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1898 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4322 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2115 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
