ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6790	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Potions Brewed:	149	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8447	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Votes:	3358	Crops Grown:	7327
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	124
Ores Mined:	4451	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	844	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).