ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

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Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

Self Respect, exclusion, one-on-one time, hurt feelings, Trust

Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!

Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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NotifKing in Minecraft SMP

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OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com! So, like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, I got this notification that said “Join our server for free diamonds and unlimited cake!” I was like WHAAAAT?! Free diamonds AND cake?! I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. So I joined the server and I was immediately greeted by a talking parrot wearing a top hat. He was like “Welcome to the land of endless fun and shenanigans, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!” I was like, sign me up, this is my kind of place!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit AF, you guys. Plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find his hidden lair in the Nether. I wished for a pet dragon, obviously.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just look for the server with the giant rainbow unicorn as the spawn point, you can’t miss it. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! 🌈🦄💎🍰 #BestNotificationEver #JoinUsOrMissOut

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NickCraftFunnies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old nicknames? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest place to be! Join us and you’ll hear nicknames like “CaptainCreeperCrusher” and “QueenOfTheEndermen” – we’ve got it all! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

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Heat MCJ Fat Burners

heat production, MCJ protein, scientific discovery, heat regulation, Mechanism

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to burning fat like a boss! Forget dieting and exercise, just play on our server and watch the pounds melt away. Our MCJ protein will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna, but in a good way! Say goodbye to obesity and hello to a hot new bod. Join now and start your weight loss journey in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

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Aloria (Cross-Play)

Discord, time-sensitive, Economy, Cross-Play, market

Welcome!

Bedrock add us as a friend (AloriaOfficial)

simple voice is not required but is highly suggested for the best experience we do have a discord alternative.

Our community server is here to create friendship and adventure to those who don’t want to play alone. The server uses in game voice chat and/or a discord alternative. We have events and activities that take place where you can earn in game prizes that might help with those who like to build or enjoy having a market placement where you can sell or request items with other players. There is a world barrier that will expand every month so some resources will be valuable and help with markets coin currency. Everyone has Time?. your time counts down every minute so make sure to get more or you will go to LIMBO. There is also a mining dimension that will be reset every so often whenever necessary. We do have some rules in place but nothing that is restricting or unreasonable, they can be found on our discord which is linked on this site. Our team hopes you can find home in our community and have fun with others. Thank you.

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New Server IP

ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

NotifKing in Minecraft SMP

NickCraftFunnies

Heat MCJ Fat Burners

Aloria (Cross-Play)