| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6174 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7040 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2084 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5921 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1663 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1210 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3523 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7385 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6484 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 133 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5846 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1569 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9160 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1410 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
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| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
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| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
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| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 91 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3276 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7963 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8850 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6887 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3121 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 867 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5047 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 3402 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8519 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1661 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
