| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6057 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4534 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2445 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6625 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3686 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 820433 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7197 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9284 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3893 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 138 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1387 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3151 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6415 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1773 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5518 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 227 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 830510 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
