Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	949
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3718
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	647
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6288
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	1031	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	7488	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9009	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
New Chunks Explored:	336913	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3409

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2937
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	79	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	556
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!