Protogen MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Votes:	1085
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Items Found:	5877	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	83

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	4825
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4293	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

Players:	96/600	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Potions Brewed:	105