Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	863	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	6370	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1020	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9