Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Villages Defended: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Crops Grown: 6581 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 156 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 262688 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mines Excavated: 1411

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Animals Bred: 61
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Emeralds Found: 7973

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ores Mined: 3768 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 168 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Villages Defended: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1311 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Emeralds Found: 7263
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1491 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

    MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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