ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

Healthy Eating, body weight, lifestyle changes, scientific findings, calorie restriction

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

Official twitter, turn based RPG, Route 77, voice acting, PC

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

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Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

Minecraft, discrimination, Minority representation, Haven, blocky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

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New Minecraft SMP Mozilla logo just dropped

company update, web browser, tyrannosaurus rex, Minecraft, design

Yo, have you heard about the latest craze on our Minecraft SMP? We just dropped our new logo inspired by a Tyrannosaurus Rex! That’s right, we’re all about embracing our prehistoric roots while building epic structures and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

Join us for a chance to ride a T-Rex into battle, mine for rare dinosaur fossils, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair where the ancient reptiles still roam. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). Let’s make some dino-mite memories together! 🦖🔥 #TyrannosaurusCraft

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Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

Christmas shopping, strong winds, uk, Kent, British traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

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The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

psych ward, cold water, ambulance, Minecraft, drowning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

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