ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

Toilet-Fearing Wrestlers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out to see who the ultimate champion is.

But here’s the twist – the wrestlers have to face their fears of public toilets while fighting! That’s right, we have specially designed toilets scattered around the arena that the wrestlers must use while dodging attacks from their opponents. Will they be able to conquer their fears and come out victorious? Join our server to find out!

Not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying explosive eggs that players can use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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Rockstar’s Minecraft Server Trailer

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA 6 to be released? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have exclusive insider info that Rockstar is planning to reveal the trailer for GTA 6 at The Game Awards! That’s right, you can get a sneak peek at the highly anticipated game before anyone else. And if that’s not enough, we’ve also heard whispers of a Wonder Woman game being showcased at the event. Join our server now and be the first to experience all the gaming excitement! Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest gaming fantasies in Minecraft?

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The Spacey Minecraft SMP Heem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to “heem sleepy edition” where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? Sure, why not! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dance parties with the Endermen, and our Nether portal leads to a disco inferno. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join “heem sleepy edition” and let the madness begin!

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Slow Vote Counting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the heck of it. Our server is so wild that even the votes left are all dem, because who needs normal votes when you can have votes from the underworld?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Minecraft SMP: Rich Blondes Are Le Bad, Poor Latinas… But We’re All Just Pixels

intersectionality, racial stereotypes, Diversity, Disney, social commentary

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and rich blondes vs poor latinas showdowns! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, we’ve got you covered with our insane storylines and crazy plot twists.

Become a part of our community and witness epic battles between the rich blondes and the poor latinas as they fight for dominance over the server. Will you choose to join the side of luxury and privilege, or will you stand with the underdogs and fight for justice?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. Explore our world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even uncover the truth behind Disney’s shady business practices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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