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Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5788	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	5551
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Server, social community, social engagement, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media presence, social media strategy, social networking sites, social platforms, social sharing, social-networking, socials

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1564
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

baúl, CENTRO, cielo azul, emociones, fácil, Letras, Lost, melancolía, Minecraft, musica, noche, oír, Perdí mi espíritu, piel, Poesia, Reflexion, SANGRE, sentimientos, smp, soledad, Solo, spirit, Tristeza, venas

¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

Accuracy, AI-generated posts, aita, Am I the Buttface, Attention, BIAS, BlockParty2024, Book plots, Comments.., Conflict, Counter-posts, creative writing, doubt, Fairness, Gender swaps, Inaccuracy, Manipulation, ModMail, Monthly Open Forum, Movie, October 2024, point of view, Predictive tool, proof, Real-life conflicts, Reddit accounts, regional spinoffs, Reporting, Rule 8, Rule8ReRevisited, shitpost, shitposts, Sister sub, Suggestions, trolling, Trolls, tv show, Vote

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	174
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PillowTalkCraft

concealed fantasy, confidential fantasy, covert desire, forbidden fantasy, hidden desire, hidden fantasy, intimate fantasy, intimate longing, mysterious fantasy, PillowTalkCraft, private fantasy, private longing, secret desire, sexual fantasy, taboo fantasy, undisclosed fantasy, undisclosed longing, unshared desire, unspoken desire, unspoken fantasy, untold fantasy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3678	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3