Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3683	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2075
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	9515
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	885425
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	192
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4938	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

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