Prosto Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8731
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	128	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchantments Applied:	240

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	96	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Potions Brewed:	128
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	641	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8