ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6922
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Star Shards Collected:	104
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

mc.nekobox.es

Spleef Legeends

247server, Minigame, Minigames, Minigameserver, Server, Servers, Spleef, Spleefminigames, Spleefserver, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

legeends.mcserver.us

Endless Horizons Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ores Mined:	1690
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6578	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

play.SurviveWithUs.org

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

119server, 119smp, 119survival, Civilization, Community, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Communitysurvival, discordserver, Fanserver, Farms, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, HARD, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftfanserver, Hermitcraftlike, Hermitcraftstyle, Javaedition, Playershops, Plugins, Roleplay, Smallcommunity, smp, Smpdatapacks, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	7453	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1501	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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UnderRealming.minecraft.best

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Funcraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2630	Star Shards Collected:	151
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

funcraft.servegame.org

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	4740	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	6516	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

mc.turtlesmp.net

CyberrMC Metwork

247server, Bungee, Combat, Discord, Discordmodeator, Dupe, Freeop, Giveways, Ifesteal, Lifestealdupe, Network, PvP, Pvpnetwork, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CyberrMC.com

McBluecross

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Zombie Dances:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

108.170.61.38

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6623
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	8203	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4288
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593