ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	719
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	513

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Towns Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	6697
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	120	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Votes:	7217	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2130
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	58229
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	91/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5