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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6406 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9880 |
Farms Harvested: | 981 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?