Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though, so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question Answer
Are new players welcome? Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there rules for the server? We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the minecraft server? Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
What type of projects are underway in the server? Major build projects are constantly underway, fueled by our friendly and mature community.
Is the server community active and engaged? Yes, the community has been active for years and continues to grow with dedicated players who share similar interests in Minecraft and other games.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

    Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!
    Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Zombie Dances: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

    Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

    MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

    And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 212 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

    Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Farms Harvested: 155
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

    Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

    Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

    Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

    Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

    Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!
    Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

    Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Animals Bred: 40 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Cows & Creepers

    Crafty Cows & Creepers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

    Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

    MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

    Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 872 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

    Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ores Mined: 7244
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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