Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though, so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new players welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
What type of projects are underway in the server?	Major build projects are constantly underway, fueled by our friendly and mature community.
Is the server community active and engaged?	Yes, the community has been active for years and continues to grow with dedicated players who share similar interests in Minecraft and other games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4393

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	124
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	151
Players Killed by Monsters:	9910	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	2730	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crops Grown:	2023
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Items Found:	4102

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	122
Runes Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.