Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though, so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new players welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
What type of projects are underway in the server?	Major build projects are constantly underway, fueled by our friendly and mature community.
Is the server community active and engaged?	Yes, the community has been active for years and continues to grow with dedicated players who share similar interests in Minecraft and other games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	2075	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1532
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1689
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.