Prosper SMP: Where Discord is our middle name and griefing is strongly encouraged! Ages 16+ only, we’ve got vanilla, but no Whitelist.

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome new members who are respectful and share similar interests.
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow hackers or griefers.
Do I have to join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server.
Are there any major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	26

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3785
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7881
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	9131	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7981
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Enchantments Applied:	298
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Animals Bred:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6353	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4983
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	129
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

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