Prosareback | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4565	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	949
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Magic Items Found:	7500
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Emeralds Found:	8979
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1786
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

NostalgicCraft

80s games, 90s games, arcade games, beloved classics, childhood memories, classic video games, dos games, fond memories, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, long tail tags, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old computer games, pixelated graphics, Reminiscing, retro gaming, retro gaming community, throwback gaming, vintage gaming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Remember those days when you were a young whippersnapper, playing on your ancient computer with dial-up internet? Well, if you want to relive those glory days, then you need to join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re back in the ’90s, and our community is full of old-school gamers who love to reminisce about the good old days.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of vintage computer games hidden in their lair. If you can defeat the dragon and loot their treasure, you’ll be able to play all your favorite classics like Oregon Trail and Minesweeper right in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden floppy disk of power, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play Pong against Notch himself. Trust us, this server is a blast from the past that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	2741
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	132
Magic Items Found:	5770	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6