Proryv Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3937	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1011	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4166	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2423	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4769	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	31

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.