Promised Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, BLOCK, criminal cravings, criminal cuisine, Forbidden, forbidden delicacies, forbidden feasts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit indulgences, indulgent crimes, indulgent treats, jail-worthy food, jail-worthy treats, Land, law-breaking meals, prison-worthy dishes, risky delicacies, risky eats, taboo indulgences, taboo snacks, unlawful dining

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

GF_GrowUpCraft

Accountability, adult responsibilities, adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, Frustration, GF_GrowUpCraft, household chores, immaturity, laziness, Partnership, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-care, teamwork

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

BlockyPainSecrets

BlockyPainSecrets, Concealed, emotional, everyday, hidden, INTERNAL, INVISIBLE, Masked, Mental, Pain, Personal, Physical, Private, secret, SILENT, Struggles, Suffering, undisclosed, UNNOTICED, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

Asia, CraftyTrumpsUkraineTaiwanFlip, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, international relations, Politics, taiwan, Taiwan democracy, Taiwan government, Taiwan independence, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, Taiwan security, Taiwan tensions., Taiwan-China relations, Taiwan-US relations, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Ukraine, us foreign policy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

Chuubas, Craft, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Retro Vtubers, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, vtuber streams, Vtubers, vtubing community

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

FILsLastNameMCServer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

WifeNeedsDiamonds

bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, Working

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, bucket list, Communication, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Minecraft, Pleasure, POSITIONS, role-play, satisfaction, sex, SexBucketList, smp, taboo, Toys

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, course of life, CraftyFate, critical junctures, defining moments, different route, effect, fateful decisions, life changing, life-altering choices, pivotal choices, profound shifts, random encounter, saying yes, serendipitous events, shaping moments, significant impact, small decision, transformative experiences, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	104
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

TallCraft Worker 1.21

5’6, 6ft coworker, argumentative, attitude, bold, bull of a person, confrontational behavior, coworker dynamics, height differences, height discrimination, height jokes, little man syndrome, office banter, office culture, personality traits, Stereotypes, Tallcraft, Unfiltered, worker, workplace conflicts, workplace dynamics, workplace humor

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

FavorGoneWrongCraft

aita, anger, backing out, car trouble, Communication, Conflict, Discount Tire, Favor, FavorGoneWrongCraft, hour-long ordeal, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pressure gauge, relationship, tire repair, under 15 PSI, Upset, Wife, work from home, working late

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Buildings Constructed:	29	Crops Grown:	4056
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	175
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

DemocraftCon: Where We Build Bridges, Not Walls!

activism, Bridges, BUILD, conferences, CONSERVATIVE, CPAC, DemocraftCon, democratic party, democrats, grassroots organizing, liberal, political conventions, political discourse, political divide, Political Engagement, political events, political ideology, political movement, political polarization, political strategy, progressive, REPUBLICAN, turning point, walls

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for a community to call home? Look no further, because our server is the political party you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where Democrats finally have their own version of CPAC and Turning Point, complete with epic conferences and events that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your political beliefs all at the same time.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a virtual Nancy Pelosi, who challenges you to a build-off to prove your loyalty to the Democratic party. As you frantically gather resources and construct the most elaborate donkey-shaped structure you’ve ever seen, you can’t help but wonder how you ended up in this bizarre but strangely exhilarating situation.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly debates where players argue over the best way to implement universal healthcare in Minecraft, or participate in our virtual campaign rallies where you can show off your best dance moves to win over undecided voters. And don’t forget to attend our exclusive fundraiser events, where you can donate virtual diamonds to support your favorite in-game political candidates.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where politics, humor, and absurdity collide in the most entertaining way possible. Who knew that building virtual policy platforms could be so much fun?

ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

Access, Arctic, ArcticCraft, Deal, long tail tags, Natural resources, russia, Russia US deal, RusUs, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	776	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

Nasal Passage Party

Awareness, blocked, Breathing, Congestion, congestion relief, discomfort, drying out, health, humidify, Irritation, nasal, nasal congestion, nasal health, nasal passages, night, Party, passage, Relief, respiratory, respiratory health, Sinus, Sleep, sleep quality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	155
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3