Promifestus SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	173
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7362
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Animals Bred:	172
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6734
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2