| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 874 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2676 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2934 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2976 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 252 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 101 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1547 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7520 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1916 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6778 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 155 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1510 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1069 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3721 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8853 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7791 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4629 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 388504 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 402130 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
