Proland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	176	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	3704
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	4764

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Farms Harvested:	746
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Towns Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8146	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	201999
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchantments Applied:	63	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	89
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2465
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	3537	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	828	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3