| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4176 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5103 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6505 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 935874 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8586 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 566 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 553 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6946 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4847 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 375 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3736 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1517 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9028 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1797 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1249 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3709 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8317 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Votes: | 9805 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9415 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
