| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5035 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1444 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4604 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2984 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4262 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8330 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 990300 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3817 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5675 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2277 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6662 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4061 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3551 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3145 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6631 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1886 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4511 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 291 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2675 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2592 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6592 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
