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Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	4083
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3186	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	New Chunks Explored:	326266
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	228	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Not Important Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2543

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	74
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7954	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7952