Project Kielbasa | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GuitarCrafters

arthritis, chatgpt, Cheating, chord presser, college, cross stitching, discipline, Disrespecting, dorm neighbor, guitar, GuitarCrafters, Hands, hobby, medication, motor skills, music program, outlet, Performance, POEM, skill, Soul

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ores Mined:	7225	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can cheat your way to victory? Look no further! Just like using a chord presser on a guitar, our server allows you to take shortcuts to success without any judgment.

Join us and experience the thrill of winning without putting in the effort! Just like our player who found a chord presser and faced criticism from their friend, you can expect some haters on our server too. But hey, as long as you’re having fun, who cares?

So come on over and show off your “lack of discipline” by using our server to your advantage. Who needs skill when you can just cheat your way to the top? Join now and let the fun (and cheating) begin!

CraftyCreeperCuisine

affordable meals, budget cooking, budget-friendly, cheap eats, cooking on a budget, CraftyCreeperCuisine, delicious recipes, easy recipes, economical meals, family dinners, frugal cooking, healthy eating on a budget, homemade meals, inexpensive ingredients, low cost cooking, meal planning, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick meals, simple dishes, student meals

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Love Letters Sent:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious and affordable meals that will satisfy even the pickiest of eaters! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous mobs who have mastered the art of cooking with lava and TNT. You never know what culinary creations they’ll come up with next!

So why settle for bland and boring meals when you can join our server and feast like a king (or a Creeper)? Come hungry, leave happy, and never go hungry again on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Divine Beauty Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, amazing, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Craft, Divine, FLAWLESS, flawless angel, flawless beauty, flawless being, flawless goddess, flawless perfection, flawless queen, flawless woman, GOD, Goddess, HEAVENLY, ideal, Incredible, perfect, Perfection, Stunning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? Bro, it’s like, the best thing ever. Why should you join? Because, like, the owner of the server is literally a Minecraft god. I’m talking building skills that will make your jaw drop.

And get this, the server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not unicorns, but definitely rainbows.

Plus, the community on this server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of Minecraft celebrities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the perfection that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDivorcee

abandonment, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CraftyDivorcee, Deceit, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, hidden past, in-laws, Infidelity, marriage counseling, marriage issues, moving on, previous marriage, rebuilding life, relationship breakdown, secret child, Therapy, trust issues

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mines Excavated:	2575	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of secrets and lies in your life? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden children from past marriages will pop up out of nowhere! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to our server and not having to worry about your virtual spouse cheating on you with another player. No more awkward confrontations or secret children showing up at your virtual doorstep. Our community is drama-free and full of players who just want to have a good time building and exploring.

Don’t let your Minecraft world be filled with deceit and betrayal like this poor player’s real life. Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Plus, we have therapy sessions available in-game for those who need to work through any virtual relationship issues. Trust us, you won’t find a more drama-free Minecraft server out there!

CraftySavers

budget tips, budgeting, cost cutting, CraftySavers, economic living, Financial Advice, financial hacks, Financial Planning, frugal living, frugal tips, frugality, life hack, money management, money saving tips, money-saving hacks, money-saving strategies, personal finance, saving money, savvy spending, smart spending, thrifty living

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	879	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on enchanted gear and potions in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate life hack for saving money in the game! Join us and you’ll discover secret hidden treasure chests filled with stacks of emeralds, rare enchanted items, and even a pet dragon that poops out diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret vault filled with infinite riches! So why waste your time mining for hours on end when you could be living the high life on our server? Join now and start saving those precious diamonds for a rainy day!

UkrainianMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, central Ukraine, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, drone, drone strike, eastern europe, injured, international conflict, Large, Military, Minecraft, Official, Russian, Server, uav, UkrainianMayhem, war zone, WARFARE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1119	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A LARGE RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK IN CENTRAL UKRAINE! OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS FLYING AROUND.

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND LIKE THE TIME OUR PLAYER, BOB, BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, DIAMONDS, BABY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE.

CraftyCommiesMC

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, russia, Saudi Arabia, strategic dialogue, summit, summit meeting, talks, US, world news

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where US and Russia are having talks in Saudi Arabia but in minecraft!! watch as they build giant sand castles together and argue over who gets the last diamond block!! will they finally make peace or will they start a full on war in the virtual world?? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the fun!! who knew politics could be so entertaining in minecraft?? come on, what are you waiting for?? join now before the creeper blows everything up!!

DonkeyCraft: Genome Resequencing Fun

Adaptation mechanisms, adaptive traits, animal genetics, animal morphology, Chinese donkey breeds, Chinese donkeys, Chinese equine population, donkey breeding, donkey conservation, donkey population genetics., DonkeyCraft, equine evolution, evolutionary history, Fun, genetic diversity, genetic research, genetic variation, genome, genome analysis, morphological traits, population structure, Resequencing, selective breeding, whole-genome resequencing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole-genome resequencing of 391 chinese donkeys but in minecraft form. u gonna see donkeys like u never seen before, with popluation structures and morphological traits that will blow ur mind. u gonna be like, “whoa, these donkeys are lit af!” plus, u gonna get insights into their adaptive traits, like how they survive in the wild and stuff. join now for a donkey-tastic time like no other!

Moderskui server minecraft

admins, Fun, Minecraft, Moderskui, Server, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

A lot of fun, updates will come out often everyone will like tasks and admins for them

artem34051.aternos.me

Hololive Genesis 1.20.1

1.20.1, FEARS, genesis, hololive, Hololive community, Hololive Discussion, Hololive Entertainment, hololive fans, Hololive Gen, Hololive Generation, Hololive Hype, Hololive Japan, Hololive JP, Hololive members, Hololive news, Hololive Rumors, Hololive Speculation, Hololive Update, hopes, new generation, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Animals Bred:	171	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s the kind of insanity you’ll find on this server!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from pure joy to pants-wetting terror! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this land of pixelated madness?

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this server and let your hopes and fears collide in the most epic way possible! Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way, muahahaha!

CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyStarlink, digital divide, diplomatic relations, elon musk, geopolitical tensions, global connectivity, Government, international relations, internet access, internet service provider, Minecraft, operating licence, regulatory issues, Satellite Internet, Server, south africa, space exploration, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, US tensions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	1284
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	405383	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.

TrumpCraft: No Games, Just Defense!

cooperation, Defense, defense spending, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, games, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military budget, nato, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	5772	Potions Brewed:	68
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight alongside poland against trump in a wacky defense battle? well then u gotta join our server cuz we got all the crazy action u need! build ur own fortress, team up with poland, and show trump who’s boss in this epic showdown! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show trump who’s the real minecraft master!

Neonatal Air Pollution Adventure

#newborns, Adventure, Air, air pollution, air quality, environmental factors, environmental health, health effects, health outcomes, health risks, Health studies, Neonatal, neonatal health, neonatal intensive care unit, NICU admissions, Nº2, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution exposure, pollution levels, pollution research, respiratory health, satellite-based data

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that in a crazy study, they found out that babies exposed to NO2 have a 30-35% chance of ending up in the NICU? That’s some wild stuff, man! And get this, if you’re chillin’ in an area with high levels of PM2.5, you got an 11-22% chance of joining the NICU crew too! So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate adventure where the air is as polluted as our sense of humor! Join now and let’s get this party started, baby!

Ethereal Heaven Earth SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, bedrock, building, Conquering, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Donations, Earth, Economy, Enchantments, Ethereal, Exploration, Heaven, java, Kits, Live Map, Mechanics, multiplayer, Playtime ranks, progress updates, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	3195	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Feature	Description
Earth SMP with 1:500 Scale Map	Explore, settle, and build on a 1:500 scale Earth map.
Live Map	Track your location and see other player locations in real-time.
Discord Overhaul	Revamped Discord server with new channels and roles.
Anti-Cheat System	New system in place to prevent cheating.
New Enchantments	Custom enchantments to enhance gameplay.
New Mechanics	Includes Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier gameplay.
Kits	Starter and Claim Kits available for easy start and land claiming.
Towny Plugin	Create and grow towns and villages with Towny.
Balanced Economy	Realistic and rewarding economy system.
Donations	Cosmetic-only perks for donations.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8hV3ZeXuK

Q: Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock?

A: Yes, Ethereal Heaven is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players from both platforms to join in.

Q: What are the new mechanics introduced?

A: The new mechanics include Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier tree cutting and mining.

Q: Are donations for perks or advantages?

A: Donations are only for cosmetic perks, ensuring fair gameplay for everyone.

Q: How can I create a town or village on the server?

A: You can use the Towny plugin to create and grow your own town or village with friends.

Q: What is the ranking system based on playtime?

A: The more time you spend in the world, the more perks and abilities you unlock as you rank up, rewarding dedicated players.

Q: Are there anti-cheat measures in place?

A: Yes, the server has a new anti-cheat system to ensure fair play for all players.

Eternal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, ETERNAL, never betray trust, never compromise, never forget my values, never give in to fear, never give up, never harm others, never ignore my intuition, never lose hope, never settle, never stop being grateful, never stop being kind, never stop believing, never stop challenging myself, never stop dreaming, never stop exploring, never stop growing, never stop learning, never stop loving, never take things for granted, Quests

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server and never experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house made entirely of diamonds!

Never feel the rush of adrenaline as you battle giant spiders and skeletons in a dark and creepy cave filled with treasure!

Never have the satisfaction of taming a herd of explosive llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Never witness the beauty of a sunset over a pixelated ocean as you sail your boat towards a mysterious island filled with hidden treasures!

Never join our Minecraft server and miss out on all the crazy, wacky, and downright bizarre adventures that await you in this blocky world of madness!