New Minecraft Servers

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive behavior. Just like in real life, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your fellow players suddenly turn against you? Will someone steal your diamonds and blame it on the creeper? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, our server also has moments of heartwarming unity, just like when the oldest kid took their mom’s hand and reassured her that everything will be okay. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in-game?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

    SisBFJealousyRevengeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this sister, her husband, and her sister’s boyfriend.

    Looking for a server where you never know what’s going to happen next? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia plotlines.

    Join us and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics play out in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness drama that even the Kardashians would envy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you log on, expect the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

    SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

    We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

    Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoysClub

    CraftyBoysClub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to explain to girls why you spend hours on end playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment from the opposite gender.

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

    So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

    BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

    WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!

    ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!

    PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP