ProfitCraft71 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	4543	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Farms Harvested:	586	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Farms Harvested:	678
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Potions Brewed:	135	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6636
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	8100
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3366

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	6800
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	468562	Holy Grails Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	4048

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7277
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4635
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!