Profit Target Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8111
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	441

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old trading platforms where the only excitement is watching numbers go up and down? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you crypto enthusiasts!

Join our server and become a full-time crypto trader in a virtual world where the profits are as wild as the creepers lurking in the shadows. With a yearly profit target of 1000%, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the world filled with rare crypto currencies just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary Bitcoin dragon roaming the land, guarding a stash of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start trading your way to virtual fortune and glory! Who needs real-life profits when you can make it rain in pixels?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Crops Grown:	8654
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mines Excavated:	3294
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5154	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9577
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	385947	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	4337
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1023

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3871
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	4596	Crops Grown:	2723
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158
Emeralds Found:	5390	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.