Profit Target Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old trading platforms where the only excitement is watching numbers go up and down? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you crypto enthusiasts!

Join our server and become a full-time crypto trader in a virtual world where the profits are as wild as the creepers lurking in the shadows. With a yearly profit target of 1000%, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the world filled with rare crypto currencies just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary Bitcoin dragon roaming the land, guarding a stash of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start trading your way to virtual fortune and glory! Who needs real-life profits when you can make it rain in pixels?

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9906	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3503
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	9241	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Votes:	6450	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2288	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8762	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mines Excavated:	3089
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Votes:	8500	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4778

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?