| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9026 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Our server is unique and interesting.
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4983 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4535 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1470 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7338 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1881 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4152 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8178 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7865 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4999 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 4939 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2866 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6021 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
