ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • reewee smp

    reewee smp

    a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1454

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • IronMinecraft

    IronMinecraft

    A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Amigas forever

    Amigas forever

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crimson Ingot

    Crimson Ingot

    You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

    There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 470
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CloudMC

    CloudMC

    Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

    Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MFC Direwolf20 server

    MFC Direwolf20 server

    This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

    Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

    About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vanilla Twist

    Vanilla Twist

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Villages Defended: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands RPG

    IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

    Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

    Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Mines Excavated: 1967

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • hr伺服器

    hr伺服器

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ores Mined: 8517 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CapitalCraft

    CapitalCraft

    Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

    CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

    Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CoreCraft

    CoreCraft
    We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8290
    Magic Items Found: 8622 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Always anarchy

    Always anarchy

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6132
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OxyCraft

    OxyCraft

    Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ores Mined: 2727
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GoobCraft

    GoobCraft

    re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

    But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

    If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Farms Harvested: 949
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 337 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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