ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RisingAxes

    RisingAxes

    HELLO!

    We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

    We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

    COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

    WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PokeHeaven

    PokeHeaven

    PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

    IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

    Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

    Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Farms Harvested: 546 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MaddynCraft

    MaddynCraft

    MCMMO, Essentials, Vault, No Grief and Protection Stones. Tired of 12 year old power hungry mods and admins? Try a mature play server for a change.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Conseqraft

    Conseqraft

    Our minecraft server 🙂 Small friendly community with admins that aim to provide an experience as close to vanilla minecraft as possible without all the plugins that restrict us so much on other servers. Applying is quick and easy and can be done over on our forums. Server launches 25th June 7pm GMT

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3053 Crops Grown: 1865
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Craft-RP/Craft-PVP

    Craft-RP/Craft-PVP

    Craft-RP

    Looking for a roleplay server with Towny and friendly staff? You’ll find it here on Craft-RP. At our spawn, you’ll notice 2 large pillars. Here are two common worlds to enter: Nether and Wilderness. In the Wilderness, you are allowed to create a Town and build up as many people as possible. However, be cautious about following our rules, for if you disobey them, there will be a penalty. Other then that, Craft is a very entertaining server to play on, and we hope you find it the same way!

    Craft-PVP

    Craft-PVP is an interesting server done an interesting way. At the spawn, there are 2 main ways to go, one leading to a world that uses Factions and one that uses Towny. In the Factions world, griefing and raiding is completely allowed and comes complete with the lockpick plugin to get into those annoying locked chests. In the Towny world, however, griefing and raiding is NOT allowed. Disobeying this will get you banned, so be careful which world you’re in! Other then that, Craft-PVP has friendly staff and 3 fair Owners. Our most important rule is to have fun and keep killing the others! Good luck here on Craft-PVP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Zapetia

    Zapetia

    Here on our server you can let your imagination run wild!

    We consist of two main and two farm worlds. When you enter our world for the first time, you first land as a farmer in the newbie world. Here you can collect materials and resources so that you can build your property later. What does later mean? Once a week, the most active players are promoted to citizen status get your own property in the construction world where there are no limits to your creativity. In addition, with this rank you get access to all plugins.

    You can also work on large projects later in Zapetia. Start your own or actively help with the construction.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2198 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tekkify

    Tekkify

    Tekkify is a popular modded Minecraft server, mainly based upon the Tekkit pack, which the server used to use until the new Technic Platform was released.

    We have a great community, freindly staff, grief protection, and much more.

    Join today!

    Modpack Page: http://technicpack.net/modpack/tekkify.2607

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SidCraft

    SidCraft

    24/7 Minecraft Server With Factions, PvP, Economy, And Bending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 596 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Classic zDug Revamped

    Classic zDug Revamped

    Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being griefed? You’ve come to the right place!

    The server is almost fully vanilla! We do have a very nice grief protection and trade plugin. TNT is enabled and lava flows (below sea level 😉 PvP is enabled on the entire 50,000×50,000 block map less the spawn area.

    Supports the newest version of Minecraft with 100% completely vanilla Dungeon Mazes, Hunger Games, Parkour and other mini-games!

    Now with dedicated voice server too! Join for details! Additional Details Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being grief Game Version: Minecraft 1.5 Tags: Survival, PvP, No Economy, Vanilla, SemiVanilla, Hunger Games

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Crops Grown: 8873
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 615078 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • AusMine

    AusMine

    AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

    We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Golden Creeper

    Golden Creeper

    Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

    Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

    This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

    We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

    Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

    If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

    We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Planet Craftation

    Planet Craftation

    A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Crops Grown: 4060
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SSSS.ME

    SSSS.ME

    SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fun.TruePlay.Ro

    Fun.TruePlay.Ro

    Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2368
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5224 Towns Built: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • [FTB] VoltaCraft

    [FTB] VoltaCraft

    Welcome to VoltaCraft

    If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

    VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

    There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

    Sign up on forums to be informed: http://voltacraft.enjin.com/home

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Mines Excavated: 1974
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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