ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	8598
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	4737	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	29983
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	932839	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	8911	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	158	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	3819	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2