ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	960	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	708276	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Items Found:	4188
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	91
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3304
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2683	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	828	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	282226
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30