ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Emeralds Found:	6863	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	206
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9550
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	9634	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Farms Harvested:	450
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5420	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	4585	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6930
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crops Grown:	6257
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2896
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	3