ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	256	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TV Sewage Breaks Server

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Quantum Quark Quest

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so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8941	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	8265

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	1301
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	461489	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	2828
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!