ProfeshNoobsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1599	Void Armor Forged:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Emeralds Found:	2432	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

Players:	93/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	3