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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	2985	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Buildings Constructed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	3311	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9303	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1881	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	199	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ores Mined:	3645
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	134

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6188	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	168
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Emeralds Found:	1373
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7607	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4766
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5