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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a llama farm and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.Join us and witness the epic battles between Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master. Will love and peace prevail, or will chaos reign supreme?
But that’s not all! We’ve got events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock hidden powers. And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wild world of Minecraft madness and join the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Just be prepared for anything – because in this SMP, anything goes!
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Doki Bird’s Vtubing Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Change your mind and join us today for a truly unforgettable adventure!
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Peaceful Minecraft SMP Warriors
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us on this wild ride where we reenact epic battles from history, like the Battle of Hogwarts or the Siege of Helm’s Deep. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Help our resident mad scientist build an “Iron Man suit” to take down the evil warlords causing chaos in the server. Fly through the skies and rain down justice on those who dare to disrupt our peace.
And if that’s not enough, join forces with your fellow players to create the ultimate weapon – the “disarm everything device.” Say goodbye to violence and hello to world peace, all thanks to your Minecraft skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again… in the most ridiculous way possible!
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Crafty Neil’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!Join us and witness the epic battle between Neil Druckman and Kojima as they fight for the title of ultimate auteur! Will Druckman’s emotional storytelling win out, or will Kojima’s wacky antics reign supreme? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in the annual Hollywood simp competition, where players compete to see who can simp the hardest for their favorite celebrities. Will you be able to out-simp the competition and win fabulous prizes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft celebrity!
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Manlet Minecraft SMP – Stupid, Unattractive, and Not…
Are you tired of being a manlet in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where being short is actually an advantage!In our world, being a manlet means you have super speed, can jump higher than anyone else, and can fit into tiny spaces to escape danger. Plus, you’ll be the cutest player on the server, guaranteed to steal everyone’s hearts.
But that’s not all! As a manlet, you’ll also receive special disability benefits in the form of diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a pet dragon to ride into battle. Who needs height when you have all that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a manlet is actually the best thing ever!