Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	897717

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

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Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6914	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Game Source Code Minecraft SMP

Code, code sharing, collaborative development, community-driven projects, creative commons, digital heritage, free software license, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game preservation, Minecraft, open access, open source, programming, Scummvm, SELACO, smp, software freedom, software licensing, source, source code, source port projects

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the source code is as open as the doors to our crazy community!

Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!

Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for Shrekyou21 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Shrekyou21

“Shrekyou21 is a passionate content creator on social media platforms, known for their comedic and relatable content. With a knack for storytelling and a unique sense of humor, Shrekyou21 has amassed a loyal following who appreciate their authentic and entertaining posts. In their free time, Shrekyou21 enjoys exploring new hobbies, spending time with friends and family, and spreading laughter to their audience.”

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Frens United Minecraft Server

belonging, bonds, camaraderie, Citizens, Community, companions, Companionship, Connections, Country, culture, frens, Friends, friendship, Minecraft, national, PALS, people, relationships, Server, Social, society, Support, United, Unity

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Why Are We Hating Immigrants Again? Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, fear, hate, Hating;, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigrants, immigration, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalization, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Political debate, prejudice, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to hate on immigrants. Why, you ask? Well, because they keep stealing all the diamonds and building better houses than us, obviously! Join us on this wild server where we spend more time building walls to keep out those pesky immigrants than actually playing the game. It’s like a real-life political debate, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Block Party – Minecraft Server

1 Minute 1 Second, 365nichi no Kamihikouki, Angelic Angel, backseat, Bebas, BLOCK, change the world, Commission, Debut and Lore, Dekat di Hati, fanarts, HI:STREET TIME, holoid gen 3, id:entity voices, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Is There Still Anything That Love Can Do?, Kaela 101, Kaela Kovalskia, Kaenglish dictionary, merch, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Party, Pejuang Senja, Persepsi Hidup, phoenix, playboy, save our hearts, Senandung Jiwa, Server, Stand By me, Stand By You, Terhebat

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by the cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, covers, and group performances that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

animated short, Brighter Than the Sun, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Marketing, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, No Dazzle No Break, Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2