Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Potions Brewed:	166
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	151
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3551	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	767783
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	16

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	168	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	471
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2696
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Spears Created:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.