Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually




Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

QuestionAnswer
Are hackers allowed on the server?No, hackers are not allowed on the server. We have a zero tolerance policy for hacking.
What games do you play in the discord server?We encourage playing a variety of games with other community members, but Minecraft is always the center of our activities.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?Yes, all members must join the discord to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Are griefers tolerated on the server?No, griefers are not allowed on the server. We expect all players to be respectful to others.


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    Server LocationEurope, Netherlands
    Version1.21.4
    Game Play Type/s[Survival]
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
    Launch date21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

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    Server Hardware

    CPURyzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
    RAM24 GB DDR4
    Storage512GB NVMe SSD

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