Procrastination² | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	5043
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1213
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4907	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	980719

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	779010	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15