Procrastination² | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ores Mined:	3338

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1194	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
New Chunks Explored:	616064	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Buildings Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	94	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	226
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	3488

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

Players:	93/100	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5