Procrastinate SMP: The Server Where Everyone’s House is Still Under Construction!

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join our community that has been active for years with a shared interest in Minecraft and gaming. We encourage playing a variety of games and have major build projects underway.

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	We are light on rules but don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. No hackers or griefers are allowed.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join our Discord server to access the Minecraft server. Join here.

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	293	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3391
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	2684	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	182
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Animals Bred:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	457	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	9237
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Farms Harvested:	428	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	120
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	8758
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Animals Bred:	159
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6696
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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