ProbablyNotSketchy SMP, where we promise we’re not secretly plotting against you… probably…

Secretly, high-tech, Social, Vanilla, community-driven

New Minecraft Servers

INFORMATION
Server Name:	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established:	2018
Focus:	Creating an inclusive community
Features:	Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums Ticket systems, answered immediately Diamond economy, no shop plugins Organized Dragon Fights and other various events
Discord:	Communication platform for the server
Mini Seasons:	Custom modded mini seasons between main seasons

WHY JOIN US?
1.	Servers with high performance
2.	Active Discord community
3.	Frequent events and updates

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply by joining the Discord server using the link provided and following the application process there.

What are the requirements for joining?

The main requirement is to show effort in your application. Everyone is welcome to join regardless of skill level or experience.

Is the server hosted in North America?

Yes, the server is hosted in North America and maintains a constant 20 TPS.

Do I need to join the Discord to be whitelisted?

Yes, joining the Discord is required for communication and server updates. The application process is completed through Discord.

What is the Diamond economy without shop plugins?

Players trade items and resources directly without the use of shop plugins, creating a more immersive economy experience.

Are there custom events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts organized events like Dragon Fights and other community activities.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini Seasons are custom modded seasons that take place between main seasons, offering unique gameplay experiences for a limited time.

The Saudi National Minecraft SMP Player

asylum seeker, tolerance, Playerpblockquote, permanent residence, AfD party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most unexpected players can join in on the fun!

Imagine a world where a Saudi national who fled his own country for asylum ends up becoming an anti-Islam and women’s rights activist in Germany. This man went from seeking refuge to stirring up controversy in the small Saudi community with his bold opinions and pro-Israel stance.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild debate about Islamization, government censorship, and the persecution of women in the Middle East. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a game where anything can happen, even if it sounds like a plot twist from a soap opera. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated discussion about radical Islam while building your dream castle. See you in the game, where the drama never stops!

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PotionPals Minecraft Server

inconsiderate, 7 yr old, Argument, pneumonia, health

Are you tired of dealing with inconsiderate partners who prioritize alcohol over your health? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.

Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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CondimentCraft

peanut butter, jelly, roommates, knife, resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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JewCraft Minecraft Server

Server, violence, anti-semitism, Diversity, tolerance

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SabotageShipCraft

attempted sabotage, Chinese ship, undersea infrastructure, SabotageShipCraft, national security

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this chinese ship, right, and it’s, like, trying to sabotage undersea cables and stuff. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, we have, like, magical powers to protect our cables, man. it’s, like, a whole adventure, dude. you gotta join this server to see all the crazy stuff that goes down. plus, like, the community is so chill, you’ll make friends for life, bro. so, like, come join us and be a part of the madness, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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