ProbablyNotSketchy SMP, where we promise we’re not secretly plotting against you… probably…

Community Events, organized events, Magic, Survival, plotting

New Minecraft Servers

INFORMATION
Server Name:	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established:	2018
Focus:	Creating an inclusive community
Features:	Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums Ticket systems, answered immediately Diamond economy, no shop plugins Organized Dragon Fights and other various events
Discord:	Communication platform for the server
Mini Seasons:	Custom modded mini seasons between main seasons

WHY JOIN US?
1.	Servers with high performance
2.	Active Discord community
3.	Frequent events and updates

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply by joining the Discord server using the link provided and following the application process there.

What are the requirements for joining?

The main requirement is to show effort in your application. Everyone is welcome to join regardless of skill level or experience.

Is the server hosted in North America?

Yes, the server is hosted in North America and maintains a constant 20 TPS.

Do I need to join the Discord to be whitelisted?

Yes, joining the Discord is required for communication and server updates. The application process is completed through Discord.

What is the Diamond economy without shop plugins?

Players trade items and resources directly without the use of shop plugins, creating a more immersive economy experience.

Are there custom events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts organized events like Dragon Fights and other community activities.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini Seasons are custom modded seasons that take place between main seasons, offering unique gameplay experiences for a limited time.

SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

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come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

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