Pro Athlete Roots Server

aspirations, athlete, athletes, career, childhood dreams, childhood favorites, childhood idols, childhood passions, Competition, dreams come true, dreams realized, fan favorites., loyalty, PRO, pro athletes, professional sports, professional teams, rooting, Roots, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, team loyalty, Teams

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3439
Enchantments Applied:	142	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	99	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	4206
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Potions Brewed:	131
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2891	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Star Shards Collected:	70
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	631	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	1007
Emeralds Found:	1770	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!