PristineSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Emeralds Found:	5417
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8186
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	8331

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	266	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Gems Collected:	34

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	143694	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	9329
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Items Found:	6317	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ores Mined:	5782	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2